RedTube.com
It's All Sex
By Mikee dela Cruz

It’s Chloë Sevigny’s fault.  She went and did that semi-pornographic art film The Brown Bunny with her ex-boyfriend Vincent Gallo, who, as the main protagonist (he also directed the film), she sucked for the world to see.  And he came, too, in her mouth.  Considering this is the Philippines, and finding a copy of The Brown Bunny is, if not impossible, difficult at the most, seeing that scene was made possible by RedTube.com, yet another x-rated online site.

The good, and the bad of this site are aplenty.

Firstly, I’m still confused with how to register with the site – I have visited it plenty of times already, and yet I still can’t figure out how the registration process goes! 

Secondly, the categories are all confused, therefore all confusing.  Go to the gay channel, you’ll still end up with straight porn – good if all you get are Rocco Siffredi flicks, but, no, you get all these sexually unappetizing short, short flicks, and poof goes the hard-on. 

Thirdly, whenever you click a flick, it opens in another window automatically – meaning the more you click, the more windows open up – and the slower you become. 

Fourthly, there’s that section (way below the pages) where guys in “my” area supposedly advertise themselves, except that the profiles are all of Western men, so that, most definitely, these aren’t men in “my” area.  Obviously, contextualization would have worked for the better. 

And fifthly, this one is pure porn source (short porn, of course), so nothing but porn here – no erotic stories, or blogs, or networking, or chats, or whatever.  Plain old porn – those uploaded by the users, ripped from flicks (as in Chloë Sevigny sucking of Vincent Gallo), or those that can be accessed live with payment.

So if all you’re after is to get off, and you have the patience to find that one that will get you off, then RedTube sure may be the site right for you.