The Art of Blowing
The Blow Job Guide
By Mikee dela Cruz

“Watch those teeth!  Watch those teeth!”

This, says Sonny J., a self-proclaimed “exclusive oral kind of guy,” is “something I am now so used to saying, especially (when I frequent such places as) E (Epitome) or F (Fahrenheit) or the M (Mansion) or the Q (Queeriosity),” he says.  “It’s almost like everyone wants to get into the act, but they don’t even know how to do it.  At least not properly, anyway.”

Sonny J. is talking about getting a head, of course – also known as fellatio, chupa, hada, blow job, hummer, or kuflang, among others, to refer to the acquisition of sexual satisfaction with the use of the mouth titillating the male genitalia, err, penis/dick/cock, something he feels he should be getting “if not greatly, then at least right,” considering that, as he is based in Marikina City, “those who I meet should at least make (my coming over) worth it.”

There should be, he stresses, “some rules on this.  Starting with: ‘Watch those teeth!’”

While Sonny J. is correct in calling for some rules – who knows who didn’t have bad head job, after all! – there are, unfortunately, no rules on giving heads (some people actually like the pain of the teeth leaving their marks, so…).
There are, nonetheless, and fortunately, sucking tips.

START WITH THE ATTITUDE

“If you approach this as something that disgusts you, or even a chore then in my opinion, you shouldn't bother doing it.  No matter how many cool tips you know, you will never give really good head without (desiring it),” says Lisa Lawless of holisticwisdom.com.  Thus, “the most important ingredient to giving fantastic fellatio (remains the) attitude.  If you perceive any sex act, including fellatio to be dirty, repulsive, or a chore then it will be.”

With it considered s a chore, therefore, the laziness sets in – thus the carelessness that it is not done right, and, as Sonny J. complains, those teeth scraping that cock and those balls.

“If you approach it as an opportunity to be the sexual goddess or god in the bedroom where you have total (consensual) control over your partner, with the ability to make them scream out for more until they reach an earth shattering orgasm where they can't stand up for a half an hour due to the sheer mind blowing sexual experience they just had, then I'd say you are going in the best direction for attitude in giving fellatio,” Lawless says.

GET COMFY

To be able to do it properly, not only should the suckee be in a comfortable position – so should the sucker.  Sucking, after all, can strain the neck – and the jaw or the lips, depending on the size of the cock of the suckee.  Try kneeling on a pillow before the guy, any guy, who is either standing or seated; otherwise, crouch between his legs while he’s on his back on the bed or the floor or wherever.

Too lazy?  Let the suckee do the thrusting as the sucker lies down with his mouth in “O” position (can be done sideways, too); though the drawback of this is, when extremely excited, the suckee may push too hard, and that can be nasty.

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